Women

I really just appreciate women and everything they do, there’s not enough respect for them so I give it wherever it’s due.

I put myself out there instead of bitch and stew. When another girl let’s go of me, I don’t question if what we had was true.

Be a man of understanding, it didn’t work out son, don’t blame her, I get she was your sun.

But no stars, no moon, no amount of tears will fix what happened. Pick yourself up, things will better than you imagined.

Just treat her like a queen even if your voice grows coarse. If you fall apart, that’s just the universe’s course.

• 22 May 2016
• 36

Ten word story - The simple things are always the most complicated to keep.

• 21 May 2016

The Wonder That She Is

There’s this woman I know,
the more I learn her the deeper she goes.
The longer I’m with her the more I’m sure I could spend the rest of my life drowning blissfully ignorant of the time.

• 7 May 2016
• 2

Waiting

I’m so tired of waiting on everything.
The bathroom,
Traffic,
Money,
But most of all you.

• 11 Apr 2016
• 1

Don’t act like you do.

The only way I’m getting over you is telling myself time and time again, you don’t love me.

• 10 Jan 2016
• 3

becausetheintrovert:

thelifeofatubaplayer:

thelastmellophone:

espurr-roba:

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

Let’s not forget that

“Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

These made me feel better

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

(via xosavasana)

• 22 Dec 2015
• 1975044

supersmashthestatebros:

cop: we’re looking for a suspect in a convenience store robbery

other cop: have you seen this person? [hands me a surveillance photo]

me: I’m the robber

cop: I’m the cash register

other cop: I’m the vape cartridge display on the counter

me: haha… [shoves stolen money deeper into my pocket]

(via hammered-hoagie-deactivated2017)

• 20 Dec 2015
• 36882

just-shower-thoughts:

If I’m illegally downloading something with satellite Internet, wouldn’t that make me a space pirate?

• 20 Dec 2015
• 2809

just-shower-thoughts:

In sci-fi, future people eat bland, colorless paste containing all necessary nutrients. In reality, we eat brightly colored foods with intense flavors and no nutrition.

• 20 Dec 2015
• 4385

dumbgay:

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

(via hammered-hoagie-deactivated2017)

• 20 Dec 2015
• 698867